PUT SOME REAL NEWS ON THIS BITCH. BITCHES, IF I’M GOING TO READ THIS DUMB “MF” PUT SOMETHING GOOD ON THIS SHIT. LITTLE BITS HERE AND THERE IS DUMB AS FUCK

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“You know, the thing I love about Mexican women is how furry their pussies are”? We find that last line works best if you say it with a heavy Germanic accent…Madlib and Slug: A match made in Jansport heaven? Not so fast.

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Dear Gossiping Bitch,
It’s good to know you didn’t completely fall the hell off! I was a tad bit worried. I was like “What’s up with that gossiping Bitch?” So, anyhoo - I look forward to seeing you back and stride again.

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Rappers are such pussies these days, I swear - how you gonna appear in someone else’s video with the sole purpose of getting your ass beat? Character or not, that’s some weak shit. I mean, we all wanna see Bones 2: Still Bonin’ get made but damn Snoop, put out some more “Fa Shizzle” key chains or pot holders or something - stop slummin’ it.

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Is the major Hollywood actor who likes call girls to take a shit on glass tables while he lies underneath in only high-heels, simultaneously crying and masturbating, the same major Hollywood actor who was photographed at a party some years ago, enthusiastically fucking a pit-bull?

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